The Weekly Tease
Issue 3 · Sep 28 – Oct 4, 2026 · Denver’s Sensual Underground
Published Mon Sep 28
Issue 3 · September 28 – October 4, 2026
Hi, Beautiful. Here’s your week — forward it to someone who looks good in a bow.
✦ The Feature ✦
Scarlet Ranch’s 23rd Birthday Party — Scarlet Ranch · Sat Oct 3, 6 PM–2 AM.
Twenty-three years and four locations later, the club that calls itself the premier club of its kind in the country is throwing itself a party, and it’s the biggest night on the lifestyle calendar this week. Expect the Ranch to show off.
Come early and eat at Oreads, the in-house restaurant, then toast with your own bottle (it’s BYOB). Dress like a present — the flyer is wrapped in nothing but a satin bow, so take the hint. Members and their guests only; first-timers can apply for membership online before they go.
✦ Burlesque & Cabaret
Blush: A Burlesque Fantasy — The Clocktower Cabaret · Fri Oct 2, 9:30 PM & Sat Oct 3, 10 PM
Champagne Shuga Nova and DD Honeybee’s ultra-glam revue brings out the Cowgirl, the Housewife, Marilyn and the Rockstar — every pin-up archetype you’ve ever had a thing for, now with tassels.
First burlesque show or fiftieth, it’s built to make you blush. Grab a cocktail, sit close.
Broadway Boobies! — The Clocktower Cabaret · Thu Oct 1, 7 PM (doors 6), 18+
Blush Burlesque’s “Tata Tada” variety show blends Broadway showstoppers, dance and burlesque, and every ticket supports breast cancer research.
$30, or $40 VIP.
Drag Decades — The Clocktower Cabaret · Fri Oct 2, 7 PM. Shirley Delta Blow’s first-Friday drag time machine, eleven years running, with queer history and big laughs. Pair it with Blush at 9:30 for a full night downtown. Tickets →
Lap Dance Level 1: Seduction — Sexploratorium · Sun Oct 4, 11 AM. Beginner-friendly for every gender and body: teasing and chair work. Come back at 5 PM for Burlesque for Beginners. Details →
✦ Kink & Play
Totally Awesome ’80s Party — Scarlet Ranch · Fri Oct 2, 6 PM–2 AM
Neon spandex, leg warmers, big hair, and the resident DJ running one-hit wonders straight into hair bands. Consider it the warm-up lap for Saturday’s birthday.
Members and their guests.
Food Frolic & Play Party — Denver Sanctuary · Sat Oct 3, doors 7 PM
The kickoff to the Sanctuary’s month-long food bank fundraiser, and this one is open to anyone 19+ (non-members sign a waiver at the door). $1 bites from 7–9, then the dungeon opens around 9:15.
Bring five non-perishables and take $5 off the door ($25 members, $35 everyone else; cash or Venmo only).
Kink Curious: A Couple’s Workshop — Sexploratorium · Thu Oct 1, 7–9 PM. A fun, beginner-friendly workshop for couples who want to explore kink and actually talk about it. Details →
Shibari/Rope for EVERY Body — Sexploratorium · Sat Oct 3, 5–8 PM. Hands-on and fully clothed: flowing rope work, adapted for every body size. Details →
Make Kinky Friends Munch — Denver Sanctuary · Tue Sep 29, 7 PM. Icebreaker games, new friends, maybe a future play partner. Same night at The Annex: A Spark of Curiosity, an intro to electro play, 7:30 PM. Details →
✦ Soft & Sensual
Sensual Kink & Cuddle Play Party — Denver Sanctuary · Wed Sep 30, 7–11 PM
The quiet side of kink. Cuddle puddles in the social rooms (grab a CUDDLE ME badge, silent or chatty — your call), and a staffed “Seven Minutes of Heaven” station in the dungeon from about 7:45: lie back blindfolded while up to four people explore you with hands and sensation toys, inside the boundaries you set. Nudity not required, participation not required.
Members and their 19+ guests; $25 members, $35 guests.
This week at Sexploratorium — 1800 S. Broadway
Masculine Strength through Submission · Wed Sep 30, 6 PM. On surrender, and on saying clearly what you want.
Becoming Shameless · Wed Sep 30, 7 PM. Let go of sexual shame and get reacquainted with your actual desires.
Redefining Masculinity · Fri Oct 2, 6 PM. Strength through connection and choice.
Dude Nude Yoga · Sat Oct 3, 11 AM. Exactly what it says on the mat.
✦ On the Horizon
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow Burlesque Revue — The Clocktower Cabaret · Oct 9, 10 & 11
DeeDee’s Burlesque Book Club gives Washington Irving a wickedly sexy makeover: a nerdy schoolteacher, a jealous rival, a headless rider, and heads (and clothes) that roll.
Tracks Halloweekend 2026: Phantom Paradise — Tracks · Wed Oct 28–Sat Oct 31
Four nights, costume contests every night, and a $4,000 prize on Halloween Saturday. Start planning the look now.
BOOlesque — The Clocktower Cabaret · Oct 23–31. Denver’s legendary Halloween burlesque is back for its 20th year. It sells out, so don’t wait. Shows & tickets →
The Cosmic Howl — Meow Wolf Convergence Station · Sat Oct 31, 8 PM–1 AM, 21+. The whole building as a Halloween house party: live bands, DJs, a “Shriek Easy” cocktail bar and a costume raffle. Tickets →
✦ Other Events & Activities
DIVA — Denver Art Museum · Opens Sun Oct 4 (through Jan 31)
The V&A’s blockbuster on performers who turned costume into power, from Sarah Bernhardt and Maria Callas to Lady Gaga, Rihanna and Taylor Swift: about 250 objects and iconic stage looks, and Denver is the only U.S. stop. Date-night research for your next outfit.
First Friday — Tracks · Fri Oct 2, 21+
Denver’s monthly lesbian night with DJ Cyn and DJ Blaque Gurl, and this month’s flyer has fully entered its witch era.
— The Weekly Tease is a Caresse publication. Have something beautiful to recommend? Want to be featured? Reply