The Weekly Tease
Denver's Sensual Underground - Once a week
Published Mon Sep 21
Issue 2 · September 21 – September 27, 2026
Hi, sexy. Here’s your week — forward it to someone who looks good in fur.
✦ The Feature ✦
Animal Instinct — Scarlet Ranch · Fri, Sep 25, 6 PM–2 AM
Leopard print, faux fur, ears and tails: Scarlet Ranch is handing its Friday over to your wilder side. It’s the largest lifestyle club in the country, with a real in-house restaurant (Oreads opens at 6), BYOB, and for once a dress code that rewards the coat you’ve been saving.
Members and their guests, 21+. First-timers can apply for membership online before they go. Come early and eat first.
✦ Burlesque & Cabaret
Drag Nation: Finish Line ft. Crystal Methyd — Tracks · Fri Sep 25, 18+
Drag Race royalty on Denver’s biggest stage, with the Drag Nation cast running the show. Porsha DeMarco-Douglas hosts, a Dolly look-alike contest gives away Tracks Halloweekend passes, and general admission is $15.
4 Ever Beyoncé — Tracks · Sat Sep 26, 18+. The Kiki Haus of Renaissance throws a ball in her honor. Wear something that catches the light. Tickets →
Best Little Whorehouse in Denver — Sexploratorium · Sat Sep 26, doors 9 PM, show 9:30
A glitter-drenched Wild West brothel brought to life in drag and burlesque. It’s a sober venue, and there’s a costume contest for the best Western brothel look. 18+.
✦ Kink & Play
Gateway Newbie BDSM Play Party — Denver Sanctuary · Sat Sep 26, 8 PM. Built for first-timers, with a guest orientation and clear house rules. Details →
Naughty Slumber Party — LSPlayground @ The Playground, Aurora · Sat Sep 26, 8 PM–3 AM. New location, pajamas encouraged. In their words: “We’ll tuck you in tight.” Tickets →
A FemDom Teaches You How to Submit — Sexploratorium · Thu Sep 24, 7 PM
Two hours on surrender and trust. Kink educator and dominatrix Goddess Mak teaches it through discussion and guided exercises. 18+, from $55.
Socially Awkward Kinkster Game Night — Denver Sanctuary · Wed Sep 23, 6–10 PM. No membership needed. Board games and new friends, and the easiest first step into the scene. Details →
✦ Soft & Sensual
Kinky Partner Yoga — Sexploratorium · Sat Sep 26, 11 AM
Bring a partner, plus a mat and a towel or blanket. Fox and mtn grrl lead it, no yoga experience is needed, and nudity is optional. 18+.
Yoga for Better Orgasms — Sexploratorium · Sun Sep 27, 11 AM. A Sunday morning well spent. Details →
Clothing Optional Yoga — The Annex · Tue Sep 22 & Thu Sep 24, 5:45 PM, 19+. No membership required, no clothes required either. Details →
✦ On the Horizon
Denver’s Largest Vampire Ball — Tracks · Fri Oct 9, 21+. Ritual Noize’s biggest goth night of the year. It sells out, and velvet and fangs are expected. Tickets →
Coven: The Witching Hour — LSPlayground, DTC · Sat Oct 31. LSPlayground takes over a whole hotel for Halloween. The rooms sell out first. Tickets →
KINK: Denver’s Largest Fetish Ball ft. COBRAH — Tracks + Reelworks · Fri Nov 13, 21+. Three rooms, demos, vendors, and a full venue takeover. Early-bird pricing is live now. Tickets →
Adulti-Verse Howl-O-Ween — Meow Wolf Convergence Station · Fri Oct 16, 21+. The whole building, after dark, adults only, in costume. Tickets →
✦ Other Events & Activities
The Watering Hole: Adult Night at Denver Zoo — Thu Sep 24, 5:30–10 PM, 21+
Tastings from 13 drink makers, after hours at the zoo, with live music, a silent disco and telescopes from the Denver Astronomical Society. $34.95, or $52.95 with five tastings and a souvenir cup.
Fall Fashion Week: Night of the Underworld — Central Park Arts · Thu Sep 24, doors 7:30 PM, show 8:30, 18+, $20–$35
Colorado Fashion Week goes dark: runway, music and performance. After intermission, the Halloween Open Runway is open to anyone in their own dark-side look.
Denver Oktoberfest — Larimer St at Ballpark · Fri–Sun Sep 25–27, free. The longest-running Oktoberfest in America, closing weekend. Steins and lederhosen on Larimer, or Scarlet Ranch’s own Oktoberfest on Saturday if you’d rather keep it private. Details →
SAW The Musical — The Bug Theatre · Wed–Sun through Oct 11. Still running, and still the best date night for a masochist theater kid. Tickets →
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